I'll do this survey-thing here:

Up or Down? Depends. Roller Coasters: Up...Stairs: Down.
Checkers or Chess? Chess.
Kisses? Depends.
Boat or Plane? Plane, but boat isn't far behind, though I haven't much experience with either.
Plane or Plain? Plane.
Famished or Starving? Famished.
Last dream you remember? Laura, J*** and I were all friends and we went to church together.
Horns on bikes or Bells? Bells
Fat Marlon Brando or Young Marlon Brando? Young, I guess.
Errol Flynn Robinhood or Kevin Costner Robinhood? I've never really seen the Errol Flynn Robinhood...I prefer the Disney version.
French Revolution or Industrial Revolution? French Revolution made for better stories.
Bats or Rats? Rats.
Favorite Hour of the Day? Nighttime, usually.
Favorite Cracker? Cheddar Jack Cheez-Its.
Best Burger? I don't like burgers period.
What car do you drive? 1995 Chevy Corsica
Bikini or One piece? One Piece or Tankini.
Jesus on Christmas or Jesus on Easter? Jesus on Christmas is more fun to sing about, but Jesus on Easter is more to the point.
Best Side Kick? John Henry.
Gambler or Pool Hall Hustler? Pool, even though I suck.
Best Booze? Strawberry Daquiri
Gray or Grey? Gray.
Top or Bottom? Top, though I'm a little more doubtful after having slept in a loft for two years.
Cardinal Directions or the Northe East type one? Huh?
Hot or Cold? Cold.
Pogo stick or stilts? Neither. I lack the coordination.
Where would you go in Ireland? Dublin, probably, then maybe tour some castles
Favorite Character living in Mayberry? Never really watched Mr. Griffith.
Best Donut? Sprinkles.
Ninja or Samurai? Samurai. Swords are cool.
Saturday or Sunday? Saturday.
Matchbox of Hot Wheels? Hot Wheels.
Underpants or underwear? Underwear.
Owl or Humming Bird? Humming bird.
Crocodile or Alligator? Crocodile.
Best month of the year? August.
First and second most favorite countries? I supposed I'd have to say United States, and then I guess Japan, though I've never been there.
Favorite Pizza? Extra cheese and pepperoni.
Favorite Car? I'm not picky. As long as it's not really small, an SUV, or a pickup truck, I don't care.
Sheep or Wolf? Wolf.
Favorite Primary Color? Blue.
Funny name you heard? Vytautus Janusitis (Lithuanian swimmer in the Olympics...Sounds like a disease).
Something you know about the Indian Ocean. Sri Lanka's in it.
Color or colour? Color.
White out: tape or liquid? Pen.
Gene Krupa. What?
Climb a tree or take a picture of someone else climbing? If I can climb it, then sure.
Silver or gold? I'm supposed to say gold, but silver looks better on me. Let's compromise and say white gold.
Platypus or armadillo? Platypus
Favorite TV show? Monster House.
Worst actor ever? Adam Sandler.
Favorite Disney movie? Animated: The Lion King. Live Action: Pirates of the Caribbean.
Sleep late or go to bed early? Sleep Late.
Left or right? Hands: Right. Politics: Left.
Current favorite cd? Styx Greatest Hits